Danger, danger, Will Robinson. Apparently every Starbucks location is under imminent terrorist attack. Death could occur. Could it be the caffeine? Somebody save us.
DHS SIGN OVER STARBUCKS FIRE ALARM (& what's up with all those [BRACKETS]?!):
[WARNING FEDERAL OFFENSE]
[UNITED STATES DEPT OF HOMELAND SECURITY]
- ACTS OF TERRORISM -
LIFE SAFETY DEVICES OPERATING IN THIS AREA PROTECTING
LIFE AND PROPERTY. FIRE DEPT/POLICE/CITY EMERGENCY
SERVICES RESPOND DURING ALARM DEVICE OR VIDEO ACTIVATION.
DEATH COULD OCCUR. DO NOT TAMPER WITH ANY DEVICES.
CALL 1800.766.8098 FOR TESTING
FOR SERVICE CALL: 1800.700.ERIC
INSTALLED BY LIFE SAFETY SYSTEMS
LICENSE C10786761
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