Monday, March 22, 2010

Starbucks: Something TERRIFYING is brewing....

SoCal Martial Law Alerts




Danger, danger, Will Robinson. Apparently every Starbucks location is under imminent terrorist attack. Death could occur. Could it be the caffeine? Somebody save us.

DHS SIGN OVER STARBUCKS FIRE ALARM (& what's up with all those [BRACKETS]?!):


[WARNING FEDERAL OFFENSE]
[UNITED STATES DEPT OF HOMELAND SECURITY]
- ACTS OF TERRORISM -

LIFE SAFETY DEVICES OPERATING IN THIS AREA PROTECTING
LIFE AND PROPERTY. FIRE DEPT/POLICE/CITY EMERGENCY
SERVICES RESPOND DURING ALARM DEVICE OR VIDEO ACTIVATION.
DEATH COULD OCCUR. DO NOT TAMPER WITH ANY DEVICES.

CALL 1800.766.8098 FOR TESTING
FOR SERVICE CALL: 1800.700.ERIC
INSTALLED BY LIFE SAFETY SYSTEMS
LICENSE C10786761

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