Brand new report from The Onion released today. This is pretty funny.
The new law will remove restrictions on cigarettes, drugs, and alcohol as well as provide tax incentives for seniors who bungee jump and skydive.
Related Onion wisdom:
And perhaps the funniest one of them all:
The new law will remove restrictions on cigarettes, drugs, and alcohol as well as provide tax incentives for seniors who bungee jump and skydive.
Related Onion wisdom:
- US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Via Cash4Gold.com
- Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars
- Obama’s Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
- U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out The National Debt
- Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's
And perhaps the funniest one of them all:
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