Saturday, May 28, 2016

I Used To Think Freddie Mac Was A Pimp

 TOP 5 ALL TIME BAILOUT SONG
Friday post dedicated to Chris Whalen and Sheila Bair. Song from Rhett and Link.
"I used to think that Freddie Mac was a pimp, but now my mutual fund is the one walking with a limp.  Fannie Mae, you almost failed me, boo.  But the faithful feds, they bailed you."

LYRICS
Poor Lehman Brothers....yall got the shaft (shaft!)
The government said, good luck with that (shaft!)
And AIG, old Uncle Sam he loaned you
85 Billion, but now he owns you.
Some cry out, Weve become a socialist state!
While others say, We need to regulate.
Should I vote McCain or pull the lever for O-bama?
Im thinkin either way, Ill be movin back in with momma.
(but the cookins good---and I think shell drive me to work)
You see, I dont have much job security
Im an internet comedian...Im not sure thats even technically a job. I dont think it is.
I cant put my finger on it; but you know things have gone wrong
when I cant even afford to finish this...

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